Jon Lovitz has something to say

 I was poking around the inter webs recently (as many many many of us tend to do ESPECIALLY under Covid lockdowns) when I stumbled upon an article that piqued my interest just a tad.

The link to that article is here.

As a birthday present to myself, I will make a blog post (as I've done here and on the main blog) about exactly why this article caught my eye in this way.

Firstly, I'd like to state that his comparison of what we call "cancel culture" to McCarthyism is relatively accurate.

"urm............ duuuuuh........... mick.... coffee-ism.......... durrrr........ wutts dat?"

Oh right. I should realize that there could be a number of people reading this that are either to young or just not so astute about history. So, I need to take some time to make sure everyone is as informed a possible on this subject before continuing.

What Jon Lovitz has done here is compare today's practice of getting people in trouble for a social media post or just anything said in public (or even in private) to that of the House Unamerican Activites Committee hearings that Senator Joe McCarthy set up un the late 1940's and continued to use well into the 1950's.  You see, at the time, Joe felt that there may be too many communists in the United States making concerted efforts to subvert America.  His mission was to root them all out and neutralize them whether it be through deportation (for anyone not born on American soil) or to suppress someone's ability to work as a professional.  This "red scare" that Senator Joe was pushing had the hugest impact on Hollywood where so many creative person's were called to testify before his committee of very VERY partial judges.  A testifying person only had two choices: 1) to "admit" to being a communist subversive, or 2) give the names of everyone they knew who had "subversive leanings".  Worse still was that the criteria to be called to testify was simply to be "suspected" of communist sympathies. If, 30 years ago, you had been in a Grade 2 class with someone now under investigation (and you hadn't even seen of thought about that person since), that would've been enough to make you a suspect.  It was a very bleak time in American history full of human rights violations that should never be repeated ever again.

So hopefully you can see how publicly condemning someone for 10 year old tweets or just hitting the like button on something J.K. Rowling posted is similar to what Joe was doing all those decades ago. Although, one key difference is that back then it was being back then it was a sitting senator carrying out this suppression. In this era, we're just doing that to each other. At least Joe and everyone on that HUAC panel were getting paid their salary for their efforts. The people forming online mobs (or in some cases "in the street" mobs) are getting.......... what exactly? Nothing but a release of emotional masturbation, that's all.  (um.... hey.... to anyone coming on here to say "nO nO nO wE aRe FiGhTiNg FoR sOcIaL pRoGrEsS... yeahNO....... it's emotional masturbation. Own it.)

As you can guess, I'm definitely on side with Mr. Lovitz. I also dislike the chilling effect of self-censorship this mob rule has brought onto politics, art, and free speech in general.  The proponents of this mob rule even have to gall to profess that they're "holding people accountable" (this is of course more of that emotional masturbation I mentioned earlier).  It's somewhat ironic that these same people have a problem with an independent journalist known as Andy Gno. He has taken it upon himself to document and report on the activities of Black Block Antifa and frequently does so on his twitter account.  Many of his critics say that Andy presents a highly skewed image of Antifa because he's got a very pro-conservative bias against them, thus all of his reports are at the very least suspect.  Oh ok.  I'm not here to defend nor condemn Andy, so for the sake of argument let's say these allegations about him are true.  From his perspective, he considers himself to be............. wait for it..................... holding people accountable. If his push for accountability is a highly prejudicial overreach based on ideological biases, then so is the other push.  In a truly free society, NEITHER push for "accountability" (which is merely an entire populous acting as judge, jury, and executioner) should be happening.

Anyway, I brought up this whole thing with Jon Lovitz not to merely profess my alignment with him on this topic.  I do so because just a few years back, Jon was saying something different entirely.

I think we sadly can all remember the huge tragedy that happened at Charlottesville back in August of 2017.

It shocked and horrified many people who watched it on TV and online, and it surely left plenty of physical and mental scars on people who were actually there.  It was after this tragedy that the efforts to suppress speech and expression really got ramped up.  People were calling for the curtailing of speech that upset them. The most extreme example that I saw at the time was the United Nations actually suggesting that then President Trump repeal the First Amendment because "we're afraid of what those alt-right thugs will say next".  Online, Jon Lovitz himself was one of those voices calling for such suppression. "NAZIS SHOULD SHUT UP!!!", was the basic sentiment of his tweets that day.  I remember getting into a twitter feud with him about that very thing. I reminded him that denying speech for anybody, no matter how abhorrent their views of humanity are, leaves too much wiggle room for the suppression of other people's speech.  Well, needless to say, he and everyone on his feed that supported his position were not in the mood to hear any constitutional platitudes that day.  Things got heated for sure, but Im proud to say that neither of us got nasty. We didn't sink to ad hominem and we certainly didn't point to either of our ethnicities in an effort to shut each other down.  Yes, Jon Lovitz is a Jewish man and so it is quite understandable that he would be upset over a line of people with nazi sympathies chanting their mantras in the streets.  All the same, I felt he needed to be reminded that the US constitution has to work for everyone all the time no matter what.  Eventually, he did calm down to a point where both of us could come to an agreement.  I took a screen shot of the tweet exchange that ended our heated discussion on what I think is a positive note:

There it is. He certainly didn't want to throw away the First Amendment. He just didn't enjoy hearing those alt-right people chanting.  That was his biggest concern at the time.  I think maybe now that he's seeing the big chilling effect that anti-free speech sentiment in the wake of Charlottesville has wrought, he can see just how important it is to uphold free speech rather than protect the feelings of those who have trouble handling words.

For real, the absolutely all time dumbest notion to have emerged from that event was that "words can be violent and cause harm therefore such violent words must be suppressed for everyone's safety".  BULLSHIT!!!  Words cannot be violent or hurt anyone or anything. They just sit there being words.  Words are either a brief expulsion of carbon dioxide and water vapour from the mouth, a splash of ink on a sheet of paper, or a tiny swath of digital bits taking up an equally tiny amount of bandwidth on a website.  That's all they are.  In fact, the only time in the entire history of Planet Earth and the universe that words have ever ever EVER and I mean EVER caused any harm was back in 1989.  It was in a made-for TV movie in which Don Adams reprised his Maxwell Smart character that he first made popular in 1965. It was called Get Smart Again.

In that show, the chief is fed up with trying to exchange secret messages to Max through the Cone of Silence because it has always malfunctioned one way or another.  However, one of the engineers at Control Headquarters is very proud of his new invention.  He calls it the Hall of Hush.

How it works is that, whenever either of them says something, the words physically manifest into the room instead of being heard. This way they can foil any bugging devices that their rival KAOS might've planted.

The problem quickly becomes apparent when Max fills the entire room full of words due to his rambling about the merits of this invention.  The room becomes so full of words that the only way Max and the chief can have any room to move is by eating some of the words.

Of course, having to eat a word or two wouldn't count as having pain inflicted upon oneself.  However, just before they start eating, the chief does inform Max of the pain he's feeling.

Right there.  A headache.  That is the only pain ever inflicted upon a person by a word.  A fictional chief in charge of a fictional organization professed to having a headache caused by all of the words physically floating around their heads.  Although, this being a show based on fiction, those words were added afterwards through technology so the actors never really experienced any headache from those words anyway.

So that's the ONLY example of words causing pain. Any other time anyone has claimed to be "harmed by words", it was only because they allowed themselves to feel harmed by those words.  We all have our own agency. We all have the ability to assign as much or as little power to words as we see fit.  That was the philosophy of (certainly who I consider to be) the patron saint of free speech the great Lenny Bruce.  If that brave and courageous man were alive to see the social media mobs demanding the "cancellation" of people who say things that upset others, he would be beyond horrified.  I think, for the good and prosperity of humanity, we need to return and emulate Lenny Bruce's philosophy as much as possible.

I'll end this post with a classic performance of Mr. Lovitz. For his commitment to free expression, he deserves to have his best work showcased for the world to see.  Whether the entire world is reading this blogpost or not is immaterial. Enjoy!  

 

 

F@{K MITCH MCCONNELL

 

No no no! I don't mean have sexual intercourse with him! Yuck! Gross! By that, I mean that Mr. Mitch should NOT be a senator, but rather he should be locked in a giant safe which is locked in a bigger giant safe which is itself locked in an even bigger gigantic safe which is then buried............ on an asteroid made out of the stinkiest rhinosehraus shit that's at least 10,000,000,000,000,000 light years from Earth. Then that asteroid should be sucked into the biggest and least escapable black hole the universe has ever produced. That way, this frog-joweled ersatz despot can never bother any of us ever again.

"Why should this happen?", you ask. I will get to that by the end of this blog post. Yes, it will definitely include stuff about Donald Trump, the 2020 election, and Trump's last days in office.  Sorry about that. I know we're all sick to death of see him and talking about him by now, but I need to say what I'm about to say so here it goes.

If you need to know my basic opinion of Trump, you can check out this old blog post of mine I made back in 2015 when he started campaigning.  You can also watch this old video I made in an attempt to do an impression of an "anti-sjw youtuber". 

(Drink a shot of zambuka every time you cringe).

I'm sure some people reading this might want to ask me if I think "the 2020 election was stolen from Trump due to massive fraud".  My response to that is I........................... don't care.  I think both Donald Trump and Joe Biden are bad choices to be president each in their own way.  If Trump and his "legal" team had somehow managed to flip enough electoral votes to Republican, then stupid dumb Donny

would stay on as president.  But, with the election results staying as they are, it means that stupid old creaky old Joe Biden becomes the president.  This contest was almost literally the Giant Douche/Turd Sandwich confrontation that South Park made an episode about. No matter which one of those two got in, America (and the world really) is in for 4 more years of absolute bullshit so I saw no need to "pick a side" for either one of them.  I can show you who I WAS rooting for with this one meme I made:

In my opinion, that result would've rescued America from this quagmire.  But I digress.

My approach to this period of time is from a free speech angle.  How will things of that nature go along under Joe Biden's administration?  Well, one big unfortunate development is the likes of Alexandria Ocasio Cortez demanding there be a list made of Trump's supporters and that they be essentially driven out of society.  

She, of course, is doing this in the wake of that crowd of people storming the Capitol building at that Trump rally.  Granted, that storming was the stupidest thing anybody could've done at that moment.

 From what I could see, these people thought they were having their big patriotic "throwing tea in the Boston Harbor" moment which is why they were taking selfies throughout the whole ordeal and posting them to social media.  However, what they should've realized was that this was actually their "jock fraternity demolishing the nerd's frat house" moment.  If you can recall that moment from the movie Revenge of the Nerds, you can see what I mean.

Anyway, as egregious as their actions were, resorting to full blown McCarthyism never helps anyone.  You can NOT have Mumbly Joe calling for unity in all of his pre-written speeches and then turn around to criminalize a huge percentage of Americans because of their opinions. That violates pretty much every constitutional amendment one can name.  Thankfully, not all Democrats (with more power in all the branches of government) feel this way.  Soon after AOC proposed the beginnings of her own HUAC (House Unwoke Activities Committee) hearings, another member of congress and even part of the "squad" Rashida Tlaib stepped forward and presented some legislation to contradict that.

I don't agree with all of Rashida's politics, but I'm in 100% agreement with her on this. Leave everyone's civil liberties alone. Expressing support for someone should not and never be an arrest able offence.

So, anyway, that's a little taste of free speech under Joe Biden's administration so far.  How would things have faired under a Trump 2nd term?  Well, one big example we all saw was his mishandling of Colin Kaepernick.  However one feels about Colin's gesture to disrespect the national anthem for his own reasons, it is his constitutional right to do so.  As I'm sure we can recall, Trump went on a rampage about this calling him a "son of a bitch" and demanding the NFL fire him.  Geez, talk about government overreach, imposing on a privately owned industry and demanding that a football player denounce his beliefs or lose his job. The same way compelled speech is not free speech, so too that compelled patriotism is not patriotism.  Trump should've left Kaepernick alone and kept doing his job.

But, the MOST heinous assault on free speech happened just one or two days before Trump left office, and this is where stupid evil Mitch comes in.

Trump had announced that he was going to pardon a huge number of people as his last act before stepping down.  A tremendous social media campaign was launched to convince him to drop the charges America had imposed on the embattled journalist Julian Assange thus setting him free.  I won't explain here why Assange is in such trouble and why he needs to be set free now. I'll just post a link to this article I found that gives a good overview of his situation.  The absolute basic issue is that Assange was essentially arrested for doing his job as a journalist by exposing war crimes in Iraq committed by Americans. So keeping him in jail is a threat to true journalism everywhere. If he is allowed to be detained even one second after I've typed this sentence, it means that the only "journalism" allowed are government sanctioned talking pieces who only praise the "deal leaders" in charge whether in public view or shadowy.

Miracle of miracles, the social media campaign had reached Trump's eyes and he was actually prepared to put Julian on his list of pardons.  This is when Flying Monkey Mitch McConnell swooped in and told him "NO"! Mitch even went so far as to threaten Trump (at the time a sitting president) with full indictment in the senate if he freed Assange.  So, Trump felt he had no choice but to deny freedom to Assange yet again.  His acquiescence to appease the senate was a useless gesture because they're going to try to convict him in the senate anyway no matter what.  Trump should've delivered a huge parting blow by pardoning Assange so that the esteemed journalist can get back to work and expose the traitorous actions of the deep state actors in Washington and thus create a better chance to have THEM locked up once and for all.

So, freedom and democracy are dying both because supposed "tough as nails" Trump is actually an easily frightened coward...

"...Brave brave Sir Donny..."

...but also because Bitch McConnell is a deeply evil man who should not be in power.  Of course it's not just him. There are plenty of black-hearted deep state officials working in Washington and in governments all over the world who want to squash freedom in the pursuit of power.  If we the people want to have a better and more free world, we need to champion the honest altruistic heroes like Julian Assange and Edward Snowden while holding big billowing flames to the feet of deep state tyrants like #BitchMcConnell (please get that trending) and/or the neo-McCarthyist scolds like Alexandria Ocasio Cortez.

Keep up the good fight, everyone.  The next four years are going to be just as long as the passed 4 years. Buckle up.

Oscar's New Criteria For Consideration

Just recently, the Academy who gives away sizeable figurines of a naked man with a big............... sledgehammer to anyone who completes production of a movie before the submission deadline released a list of the new standards to be met for their approval.  They are as follows:

And, here is their mission statement:

  

Ok, I can understand the notion of giving people chances who had very little chances before.  Nobody should be denied work experience because of immutable characteristics of themselves.  We should all be encouraging every creative person follow their passions and reach their full potential. However, I'm not so sure that imposing this criteria is the best approach.  As a for instance, I present a tweet from one Justine Bateman.

Many of you might remember her as Mallory Keaton from Family Ties.  These days, she's got a nice career as a film director going for her.  Here's her response to the Academy:

Ok then.  It looks like this film director, who happens to fall under the approved criterium of being a woman, finds the Academy's initiative more insulting than empowering.  My guess is that she would prefer to have her films honoured for their quality and not simply because her identity helped her appear on some diversity checklist.  Are there other industry professionals who feel this way?  Let me know in the comment section below if you so desire. 

Anyone who has followed my blogs or social media feeds for any length of time knows full well that I HAAAAAAAAAATE these kinds of things being imposed on creative people. One of the biggest problems with the entertainment industry (especially mainstream establishments like Hollywood) is that there are more executives and lobby representatives making decisions than there are creative people, whether the production is for theatres, TV, streaming services or otherwise.  It's been like that for decades too long.  Currently in many creative industries, there is actually a position called a "Sensitivity Reader". It is apparently their job to look for anything that anybody anywhere would find offensive or disturbing and insist that the content be removed.  OOOOOOOOOH HO HO HO HOOOOOOOO would I love for one of these people to give a read to either one of the comic books I've published (still very much available on Amazon here and here by the by). They'd innocently start with, "Okay I can see right here where lots of people will be upset..." and my response will be "GOOD!! FUCK 'EM!!" 

"...but they could feel attacked by such dialogue..."

"GOOD!! FUCK 'EM!!"

"...but they could maybe..."

"GOOD!! FUCK 'EM!!"

And that's how it would go until that person quits in disgust and that job position itself is abolished forever.

In 1934, some horrible place called the Hays Office imposed a code on Hollywood movies dictating all the stuff they would NOT allow into movies. In the late 1960's, that code morphed into the rating system of G, PG, etc...  Any movies made before that imposition in 1934 are considered "pre code" movies.  I am looking forward to a "Post Code Hollywood". This will be a utopia where a creative person or a group of creative persons come up with an idea for a movie........ and then proceed to make that movie which is then shown to anyone who wants to see it.  There will be no obnoxious meddlers in the middle of that process inflicting all sorts of demands for censorship based merely on stifling agendas and insatiable egos.  It'll be an uncomplicated world where people tell stories and other people enjoy stories. My God! It'll be beautiful.

Oh but hey!!  This environment of certain anarchy would lead to all sorts of immoral debauchery such as the recent Netflix offering Cuties!!  

HEY HEY!! Whoa there, forthcoming backlash!  No it would not! If something is illegal to do for real in real life then it's illegal to do in a movie.  Yes, murder is illegal, but of course people you see "murdered" in movies aren't actually murdered.  It's all acting, forced perspective, possibly some amounts of red corn syrup (or chocolate syrup) in order to simulate someone being murdered.  The underage girls in Cuties were actually made to do some erotic dancing with the camera getting close ups of their bodies thus they were actually exploited.  

Thus, regular law enforcement would and should get involved in this case.  If police, FBI, or any other actual law enforcement organization need not be involved in the patrolling of a show's production, then no other body should be there either. NOBODY should have any authority over a production except the artists involved.  That's it.  Everyone else should just leave the set, the writing room, the editing room, etc.  If there are any "grass roots" vigilante-type groups that are upset at a show's existence, the proper response to such sentiment is of course "GOOD!! FUCK 'EM!!!" Are we clear on this? Alright!

Ok, now that I've expressed my displeasure about the Academy's new criteria, I'll now give my full assessment of it.  I think that it's................ not that big a deal.  There's no way they're going to retract this now so it looks like it's going to be a part of their organization for a long time.  So, there's no point in trying to do away with it.  What's done is done.  Besides that, I don't think it's nearly as insidious as some people have made it out to be.  I say this for a number of reasons:

1. Keep in mind that this is merely criteria for movies to be "selected for Oscar consideration" not for movies to be made.  Movies like Dude, Where's My Army Tank? or Pauley Shore Joins a Nunnery or any other movie that has absolutely no chance of being looked at by the Academy would need not bother trying to meet this criteria.  Only those that give a shit about winning that golden nudist would have to adhere to any of that.  Besides, I see a loophole that can be used by any all white cis able-bodied male creative group in Hollywood that can't afford to hire new staff or let go of any current staff.

There you go.  To meet the new criteria, just break one of your bro's legs and/or blow an airhorn right in his ear.  You'll fulfill the requirements without any changes in staff.

"Ok then. Our group's diversity has been achieved.  Let's get back to work, honkies!"

2. This is hardly the first time the Oscars have been affected by politics.  One such time was back around 1947.  That was the start of Senator Joe McCarthy seeing up his House Unamerican Activities Committee to blacklist any communist subversives in the USA.  Hollywood was of course one of the hardest hit institutions.  Whether there were communist subversives skulking around is moot.McCarthy's approach was a breach of human rights. Because of this, many professionals in Hollywood felt the icy grip of the HUAC and so were unable to participate in the Oscar ceremony.  The categories for every award was thereby tainted. Rather than for instance "Best Actor" it was more like "Best Actor who managed to avoid being blacklisted............ for now".  So you can see, they were awarded less on merit and more on politics which slanted the Oscars for that year and years to follow during that red scare.

3. This revelation is based on a snarky tweet I saw when this was announced.  I can't for the life of me find it and I'd rather not waste several man-hours trying.  It said something like, "Oh! So now only films from Korea will win Oscars since they certainly won't have too many white people on their creative teams".

I looked at that tweet and thought........ y'know what? I really LIKE this new development.  I would love it if the next winners of Best Picture did go to movies from countries where white people are a minority or virtually nonexistent. I'd love for countries like Korea, Nigeria, Philippines, Sri Lanka, Argentina, Mongolia, Jordan, or any other place with a similar population type to be dominating the Oscars for years to come.  For too long Hollywood has been too favoured.  For decades it's always been the same sacks full of hubris running the same bloated studios who compete in a creatively-inbred jamboree patting each other on the same backs they'll stab minutes later all the while bending over just to see if the sun does still shine out of their lipo-suctioned asses.  All too often, any film from outside of Hollywood are thrown the smallest bone with a "Best Foreign Picture" nomination and/or win.  Well, now it looks like they'll be getting all of the meaty bones while the fading Hollywood moguls will have to beg for table scraps.

This development is not just great for knocking big shots off their pedestals, it will also revive the joy of making movies again.  The entire world has felt intimidated by Hollywood's bombast making it look like they're the ONLY place to make movies in the world.  Every other filmmaker everywhere else had to just be content with making small unassuming little films that only managed to entertain their own country's population.  But now things are different.  These "little sprout" artists have been given a chance to grow into "jolly green giants" of the film industry while all the Hollywood dinosaurs can only sit back and watch it happen.

I guess I should end this blogpost with one all encompassing statement about this new list.  I'll just say that I personally am not entirely supportive of such a thing, since it's something way out of my control I can always find a bright side.  I leave you now with a short film that DOES indeed meet this list's criteria since a good 90% or more of the cast is hispanic AND it did even win an Oscar.  Enjoy!

My Plea For Inducting The Monkees Into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Already

I do think it is around that time of year when the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame will be deciding who to put on their roster of potential inductees for this year.   The Monkees have certainly been eligible for the longest time now and there have been many many pleas from fans for their induction already.  Yet, somehow, they never seem to get on that list.
The criteria for eligibility into the Hall of Fame is right there on the website:

The Monkees easily meet that.

Their debut release was the song Last Train to Clarksville which came out in August of 1966.  That's well before the 25 year mark. They also certainly contributed to the development and evolution of rock & roll. The most obvious contribution they made was the music video.   The 'Monkee Romps' in the TV episodes were the forerunners of music videos that would later be showcased on MTV.  Also, much more directly than that, Mike Nesmith himself was very influential as a producer in the late 1970's and early 1980's helping shape the look and feel of the music video as we know it today.  Heck, the Monkees even won an Emmy Award for these innovative editing techniques.  If the Emmys can recognize this achievement, what's taking the Hall of Fame so long?

Apparently, for any band to be eligible for induction, all 600 members of the Hall of Fame have to agree on a band's (or artist's) greatness and importance.  So even if 599 members all want a band inducted but 1 member says NO NO NO, then the whole process is at a stalemate and induction doesn't happen. I think that might be the case here.
One such theory that I've heard as to their delay is that there is a fear that inducting the Monkees could lead to the induction of boy bands such as New Kids on the Block, Backstreet Boys, or even One Direction.  This fear is most likely brought on by the way the Monkees were assembled. Rather than forming organically as say the Beatles or the Rolling Stones as a group of friends enthusiastic enough about music to start a band, instead a producer named Don Kirshner auditioned 75 young men and eventually settled on 4 to make the band.  Don Kirshner's original vision was to have a fake band for a TV show where 4 handsome young boys were the faces while a real band worked behind the scenes writing and performing all of the songs. (The song writing team in this case being Boyce & Hart by the way.)  That right there is the manufactured element of The Monkees that people objected to which pigeon-holes them into the 'boy band' category.

However, the 4 lads, Micky, Mikey, Peter, and Davey almost immediately rebelled against this set up.  Mike Nesmith himself had big ambitions of being a singer/song writer. He was not about to just settle into a state of following orders while some other song writing team had all the fun.  So, they all got Don Kirshner completely annexed from his own project while they took more of the reigns of the creative aspect of the show and the songs.  Both Mike Nesmith and Peter Tork would constantly be composing songs for the Monkees to perform and quite a few of them did end up on the show and on their performing roster.
Now, I'd say that open rebellion against corporate forces keeping you down is a verifiable demonstration of the spirit of rock & roll.  It's a pity that the Hall of Fame doesn't see it that way.  Oh, in fact, I found something on the Hall of Fame's website that perked my interest a little:

Ok, so the Hall of Fame decry the Monkees as a "corporate and manufactured band" but then turn right around and induct the one element that made them look corporate and manufactured.  How did that happen?

Hey, Hall of Fame, why don't you induct the lightning storm that brought down Buddy Holly's plane while you're at it?

Or how about inducting the ham sandwich that Mama Cass choked on?

How about that Hell's Angel that killed someone at Altamonte?  I think that would fit.

Why not induct Elvis Presley's bowel obstruction?

Or what the heck? Let's induct Mark David Chapman already.  There can be a nice display with his dirty shoes under glass, the same dirty shoes he was wearing while squatting in the bushes in front of John Lennon's apartment waiting for him to return from his daily errands.

Or, hey, how about inducting the Mensa genius who told Cher that using auto-tune for her Life After Love song would work well.

DURR! CHER SOUND GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

No! No she did not!

Ok Ok! Maybe Don Kirshner is not as bad as all of that.  I may have gotten a little carried away with hyperbole (something I never normally do [wink emoji] ).  I'm sure Don has enough accomplishments to his name that his induction is indeed warranted.  Here's his mini-bio:

So that checks out.  But I still consider it both a slap in the face and a quick toss under the bus to give this much attention to Mr. Kirshnir but then completely dismiss and ignore the guys who made the Monkees as successful as they were.

I'll end this post and plea by embedding on of their songs: You Just Might Be The One.  It's not one of their more popular or prestigious songs for sure.  The reason I chose it is because it is one of the songs where the 4 guys, Mickey Dolenz, Mike Nesmith, Peter Tork, and Davey Jones are the only musicians playing on it.  The evidence I am providing can be found in this Monkees box set that I have:

Here are the liner notes for that song from the little booklet inside:

So there's you have it.  That's my piece on why The Monkees MORE than deserve their Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction.  Now here's that song: